Sam's Garden

Chinese New Year
Where Can You Find A Horse With No Legs?… Where You Left It! It’s been a hectic week all over the Province. My heart is with the families dealing with

Ground Hog Success
Wiarton Willie successfully did not see his shadow therefore he has predicted an early Spring. There are many Ground Hogs whom we depend on for this uplifting forecast. I didn’t

Weather Predictions/Reality?
What Does Everyone Listen To, But No One Believes? The Weather Report! I have finally awakened from my winter doldrums or hibernation feeling fairly well rested and ready for spring!

The Finale!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snow Man With A Vampire?… Frost Bite! This is the last Sam’s Garden for the year. I will now focus on making

The Christmas Tree
What Do You Get From Sitting On The Ice For Too Long?… Polaroids! It seems that Trumps lies and sins will finally catch up with him. Epstein shall be his

Remembrance Day
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth A Gummy Bear! Well the USA is in a precarious position and the latest votes have brought back Democratic support


