Sam’s Garden

Ever Wonder Why A Piece Of Paper Never Wins A Race?… Its Stationary! Papyrus is a member of the sedge family and has roots deep

What’s A Flowers Favourite  Band?… Guns And Roses! My sincerest apologies for my absence at the market this past Saturday.  What I thought was a

What’s A Postman’s Favourite Herb?… Parcel-y! Tonight my beloved Saskatchewan Rough Riders lost their first game of the season but with the company of the

What Do You Get If You Cross A Dog With A Daisy?… A Colli-Flower! For the second year now the Lumby & District Public Market

What The Worst Part About Crabgrass?… It’s Not Lobster! Although I know that Crap Grass is actually called Crab Grass I’m sticking to this name. 

What Is A Grasshopper’s Favourite Sport?… Cricket!  It is amazing what a little rain can do to clear up the smokey sky although I’m sure

The Other Day I Found A Spider In My Shoes…..He Looked So Stupid…They Were Way Too Big For Him! I’m sure that everyone has had